the clog

Wow, they seem to be getting younger...

I was shopping for a birthday present for my niece the other day, when I came across the cutest toy I've seen in ages. It was a horse. And I don't mean those cheap plastic horses. It was a plushy, stuffed horse with artificial hair. I'm pretty sure that my niece would love it. I'm going to give it on Thursday.

Anyway, I head home and am greeted by my niece. Hello? What's this? A new necklace? I ask her who gave her the necklace and she excitedly tells me that her friend gave it to her. Warning bells go off in my head.

She proceeds to tell me that the friend is a BOY. My mind is reeling. Then my niece lands another blow: it appears that the foul vagrant hugged and kissed my niece on the cheek after he gave it to her! The nerve of the whelp! How dare he sully my niece! He's dead! His family's dead! His pet tortoise is gonna be dead too (by association)!

My sister says that I'm overreacting. Me, I'm sharpening the kitchen knives just in case I luck out and come across the boy. I understand that he's 4 now. Man, the players are just getting younger and younger.

Rumoku out!

PS my niece is just turning 4 as well...