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Saving Private Lanata...

The horror! The horrooooooooor! Exactly one day after posting the "Declaration of War" post, my would-be-adversary Lanata has decided to quit the business of blogging. It pains my clockwork heart to see such a thing happen. Could I have been the cause? I hope not. She says that blogging takes up too much of her time. I would give her some of mine, but it wouldn't fit in the bucket that I have...besides, I really need all the time I can get this week. This situation must be amended (the situation where Lanata is quitting blogging)! For all who care (the, what, 4 of you who read this blog? (hey, we're going up in reader ratings. It used to be only two (and that's including me))) visit Lanata's blog and cram her tagboard with fervent requests that she not step down from her blog-job. I mean, what other blog would I visit in my free time (Lanata's one of the few people I know who actually post something new on a regular basis)? In case you haven't streched your writing muscles in a while and need some sort of poem or something to fire up your artistic spirit I have prepared a poem:

Ode to a Lanata

Lanata,
Your blog makes me want-a,
burst out laughing-ta,
so please don't quit-ta,
unless you wanna make me a sad panda...

Rumoku-man...

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