the clog

There are many things that strike me as "not right". Eating babies, raping sheep, Uwe Boll movies...my list grows and evolves the older I get.

And right up there on that list, somewhere near the top, is "ripping off a man's nuts and trying to eat them". True story. Read it here on the BBC website. I am convinced that BBC puts news like this up just to see how much sympathy pain it can evoke from its readership. They probably have some sort of machine hooked up to their servers that is able to glean that sort of info. I don't know how, I'm not a scientist.

Revulsion aside, the article was very edifying. I had no idea that balls were that flimsy. Suffice to say, I'm now wary of each and every girl out there. That's right, female readers, I'm onto you! You've all been warned.