the clog

Mystery solved!

Okay, it's been bugging me for a while now. With all of the subtle hype over the upcoming Star Wars movie nobody ever asked the most important question: how did Anakin Skywalker get that scar over his right eye? It wasn't there in the second movie.

Okay, so maybe a lot of people asked (myself included). In a talk with a friend it was revealed to me that the answer lay within an episode of... The Clone Wars animated series done by Cartoon Network! Gadzooks! That George Lucas is a crafty guy. Gloss over certain details so that you can milk profits from it later on!

But I decided to get the upper hand on old Georgy using the power of...THE INTERNET! I found the episode in question and downloaded it with the sole purpose of uncovering the truth. And so, I have decided to share this truth with you. Anakin got his scar from...God and George only know. That's right, trooper. IT IS NEVER REVEALED HOW HE GOT THAT BLOODY SCAR! One minute he's swinging his sword and the next...voilá. Scarred hero.

Meh. I should feel cheated but I figure "hey, I'm used to being treated like this by ole George", so it all works out in the end. Mystery solved! Huzzah!

Rumoku out!