the clog

I'm going to be rich!...

It seems that I have had an epiphany. The other day I was talking to Teddy about how it seems like most songs coming out nowadays don't have "umph" to them (read: they're pretty crappy). I mean, none of them actually get to the POINT of whatever they want to say (I'm a big believer that songs should convey some sort of message). Okay, I'll be the first to admit that the songs today are a lot better than the songs that came out in 1997-2003 (when somehow the Devil managed to get his minions (Backstreet Boys et al) to sing hypnotic songs to seduce pre-pubescent girls into doing his bidding ) but the worst is not behind us! I believe that there is going to be a second coming, where trashy boy bands will rise up once more to torture our poor innocent minds. This is where I come in. I'm joining them. That's right, I plan on becoming "the next big thing". I plan on enlisting only the cream of the crop for my band: Teddy, Aspar (he would appeal to the older ladies in the crowd...the grandmas), Jets (even though she is a girl) and Ash (because we need the extra member). And maybe Aneep...but I'm afraid that he may steal my thunder so he's only shortlisted for now. Anyway, here's the first hit single that I came up with:

Baby, let's just get it on horizontal tango style (tentative title)

Yeah, you're hot and so am I...ooooooo
so let's just get it on horizontal tango style!
If you leave me you'll regret it because I'm going to make alot of money singing songs
and then you'll really feel bad because it could have been you....ooooooo
so let's just get it on horizontal tango style!

There's gonna be more but that's the gist of it. See, it's got "umph" and the message is as clear as daylight. None of that "oh, my heart is broken because you left me again" crap. Man, I can almost feel the money rolling in.

Rumoku: Devil's minion...