Friday, June 11, 2004

I like the way you move...

Ok, due to popular demand I, Rumoku, have decided to post. That's right, everybody. Your pleas for stimulation have been heard and answered, so stop pestering me ^_^.
Because I really have no idea what to write about, I'll just jot down whatever comes to my mind. Any problems with that? No? Good.

Firstly, chicks are hot. And hot chicks are even hotter. Yes, I know that I have mentioned this before but what I saw yesterday makes mentioning the statement that I just mentioned even more pertinent (confused? Join the club). What did I see yesterday? A hot chick. Duh, that was obvious. But it wasn't any old hot chick...it was a dancing hot chick! Woo hoo! Yeah, anyway, the story goes something like this: there I was, minding my own business and finishing up classes when some people I know come up to me and say:

People I Know (PIK): Hey You!
Sleepy Rumoku: Who, me?
PIK: Yeah, you! You're on the committee to welcome the new students
Shocked Rumoku: Wha..?! When did this happen?
PIK: Two weeks ago
Rumoku: But I wasn't even here two weeks ago!
PIK: That's irrelevant. You're on the committee now. So you hafta come and help out
Rumoku: Okay, fine...when is it?
PIK: Now
Stunned Rumoku:...
PIK: So let's go!
Rumoku: But I wanna go home and sleep! I'm still jetlagging!
PIK: If you don't come along, we'll rape this cute little kitten...
Outraged but helpless Rumoku: You fiends!

Yeah, so I was Shanghai-ed into doing something that I dread...talking to people. It was by a sheer act of will that I managed to stay awake through the whole blasted thing (of late, I've been sleeping at 6pm and waking up at 2am...damn jetlag!) and I thought that the whole thing was a total cop out until...dancing!

That's right, there was this one girl who was of semi-hotness who had to go and strut her stuff. Somehow, the dancing made her even hotter...or maybe it was just my sleep deprived mind overcompensating. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that some wimmen look hot because of the way they move. Professor Rumoku has spoken!

On the next post: Chest hair...fiction or fact?

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