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Secrets revealed!!!

Well, I know what's been going on through most of your minds for the past coupla' weeks: who is this enigmatic Rumoku-man? Is he available? He sounds so dreamy. Yes, well, today I shall reveal the true identity of Rumoku-man. It took quite a bit of research on my part, but I finally found out who he was. It turned out that he is not Stevie Case like initial reports indicated. Neither was he an intergalactic police interacting with more mundane humans in the futile hopes of seeing how an average mind works (in which case he would probably have gone insane by now. Too many people say I'm borderline insane....). No, the secret goes much deeper than that. He not only turned out to be the only guy who answered the love doctor questions satisfactoril...sati...well, but he also DOESN'T have real powers (beyond an amazing ability to sit for long hours doing nothing).

Who is this amazing individual, Rumoku-man: Love Doctor? Mwahahahahahahahahahahah. It's actually me! (If this was a visual gag I would pull of my Rumoku mask and reveal...another Rumoku mask but with the word "Rumoku-man" on the forehead). I'm sorry to have kept you all in the dark for so long but I felt like you all needed to know. Yes, it's true: I am Rumoku-man. I take off my glasses to complete the transformation (much like Superman!). Now I'm off to fight injustice and grab lunch. Adios!

*Cue Rumoku-man Music*

Oh he's so sexy and cool
his face is not too waxy, he's no one's fool,
Rumoku-man
Rumoku-man
Rumoku-man!!!