Yeah, I know. I really should stop doing this. I forgot to add something in the last post. Why didn't I just edit the last post you ask? Well, it gives me less to write about. Anyway, I was gonna address something that had been bugging me for a while now: why does anyone blog? The easiest answer would be that it's fun. You just get your thoughts out there and hope that you don't piss too many people off. Another possibility is that some people do it for the sex (you know how it is.... You want to show your girl how in touch with your feminine side you are by declaring your undying love for her in the annals of your blog for potentially millions of people to see. It might all be poppycock, but it's all for a good cause. I think. Anyway, I'm not one of those people, so stop raising your eyebrows like that. I'M NOT. Really). One of the more plausible possibilities was put to me by a girl in my class. She's kinda cute but has no boobs. Flatter than a pancake my sister makes. Probably because she doesn't put enough baking flour into them. The pancakes I mean, not the girl's boobs.
Anyway, I digress. The flat chested one quoth: "And lo, the denizens of this world may seek solace and catharsis in writing these blogs. Verily, it is a boon unto man to be able to voice his thoughts for the world to see...". Okay, she may not have really said that. It was probably more like: "I write blogs because it is such a catharsis for me..." or something to that effect. I hadn't slept much at the time and wasn't paying too much attention to what anybody was telling me on that day, but I'm pretty sure that she used the word catharsis. Big word that. She's probably smart. Can't quite tell yet. Smart, but still not "endowed". I guess the world's not perfect.
Speaking of which, I really want to play Animal Crossing again. What's Animal Crossing got to do with The last paragraph? Well, I named my town in AC as "Yabos".... Yeah, I know I'm shallow, but I can't help it. It's like a disease ^_^.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment