the clog

I believe in miracles...

Since you came along, you sexy thing. Yeah, anyway, I was bopping around the internet, looking at blogs and such and I saw this leeeetle tagboard that had one of it's responders state that nerds are sexy. I really don't want to name names and point fingers (but her name begins with "S" and ends with a "hu") so I'll just say that she really got me to thinking. Am I sexy (hopefully to the opposite sex)? And more importantly: Am I a nerd? I have been checked out from time to time (but I think that was mostly because I did something stupid like beating up a custodian and such...) but never once had it crossed my mind that I may be sexy. To think that I may indeed be sexy warms the cockles of my heart.... And that has always bothered me: how can you check whether your heart has cockles? What the heck are cockles and are they usually cold? Digressing again...

If you are astute, you would have noticed that this entry has more questions than answers. Well done. If you didn't notice, don't worry, we won't hold it against you. You're allowed to be stupid once in a while. If you're stupid all the time...then we have a problem. Kill yourself before your kind spreads. Anyway, like I was saying: this entry will only serve to put out questions...like: are girly looking guys hot or do they creep wimmen out (I know that it creeps the men out. Well, it creeps me out anyway...)? Can somebody define cute? Does it mean "ugly but adorable"? Argh...I'm running out of steam and questions now. So I'll just sum up the questions here:

1 What are cockles (I thought they were some sort of shell), and how do you get them in your heart (surgery)?

2 Girly lookin' guys: hot or not?

3 Define cute

4 Are nerds really sexy (I'm inclined to think no. I hang out with nerds so I know what they're like).

If anybody can answer these questions to my satisfaction they will be dubbed as "Dr Insert-Name: Love specialist". All questions regarding love and angst would henceforth be directed to that person. Interested in the position? Then Answer! No time limit (unless I get bored). Good luck, all hopeful applicants!