the clog

Fuck the fucking fucker...how swearing can screw up your grammar

Okay, I should have posted this yesterday after the fact. But I was too pissed (as in angry, not drunk) to write it. I really didn't want any children's minds to be scrarred by reading this post. But it's already been one day and I'm still pissed (again, angry, not drunk). So the gloves are coming off. If any children are reading this, please make sure that they cover their proverbial ears...or just have them not read it. Yes, ladies and gentlemen (the whole whopping 2 of you who may be reading this post at any one time -_-), there is gonna be SWEARING in this post (the profane kind...not the one where you have somebody take up a post (God, I hate ambiguity)).

Anyway, yesterday I got into a car accident. There I was driving to college like I usually do and just as I was approaching the traffic light a goddamn motherfucking son-of a- camel humper clit smaker cut me off. I would have made it in time but it was raining and the sodomistic son of a bitch didn't even signal before he came into my lane. There wasn't even 10 meters between us. The asswipe cow reamer just drove into my lane. And it was raining, so there was not fucking way in hell that I could brake in time (since I actually skidded into his car). So before I could scream out "Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck...with sugar on top" I had already rammed into the uncle fucker's car. So I said "Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck" after the fact. After all, some things just need to be said. And after all that I'm still mad.

The worst part of the whole ordeal is that the ass reamer in question is probably a nice guy. Not too articulate after the accident (he was shaking like a leaf), but probably a nice guy...who should retake his drivers license. Goddammit! Half the people in Malaysia should retake their driving license...is signalling before you turn too much to ask for? How about looking in your rearview mirror before you change lanes? Arrrrrghghghg!!! Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck...

On another note please make sure that you vote in the brand spanking new poll...and use the comment doohickey so that I know what you people are thinking. And visit the links that I finally got round to putting up (I actually looked at the script to do it...something that I'm still recovering from).

Oh, and I would like to draw your attention to Teddy's post in the last post (does that make sense? I hope so). For you lazy bastards who can't even go and look at the post here's what he said "Oh and uh... bah! KELANTANESE!!! DIE DIE DIE!!11111" . I'm assuming that the 1's at the end of his...um...eloquent post was just due to his left finger breaking and slipping off the shift key before he could finish typing the rest of the exclamation marks (you know...this sign: "!"). Let us pray for his speedy recovery. Oh, what also disturbs me is this: is there anything wrong with Kelantanese? I like their food (of course, I like food in general). But seriously, why all the animosity? In the words of Rodney King after he got the shit severely kicked out of him: "Can't we all just...get along?". And the world would probably answer with a resounding NO. Why? Because some fuckers can't even signal before changing lanes, that's why!

Anyway, I'll end this post before your eyeballs fall out from all the abuse. But in case you were wondering, neither of the cars were totalled (just bumper damage), but I have to now spend my weekend waiting for my car to be fixed. And to top it off, I probably have to settle things with that Clit Masher (you know, the nice guy except for the fact that he has no sense of road etiquette...the fucker).

Yeah, anyhoo, end.