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Mwahahahahahaha. Yes, can you feel it? The absolute EVIL of it all! I'm talking about the thirteen (count 'em) 13 episodes of Sexy Commando Sugoi yo, Masaru san! (SCSMS). Anyway, i thought that I was downloading something else, since it had the the word "Gaiden" in the title (when I was dling it the title was Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoi yo, Masaru san!). Being a big fan of the series, I thought that it was something new, and more importantly, something I needed to get. It's sorta like a drug addiction. Anyhoo, most people will probably be scratching their heads saying things like "what the hell is this guy on about?" or even "yup, Rumoku's finally lost it. Jumped off the deep end of sanity he has" or even "hee hee, that Rumoku's so cute and sexy. I want to have his baby" (okay, maybe not the last one). For those of you who are not in the know, SCSMS is NOT a porn video about an overly busty female commando wearing next to nothing saving the world in the way that she knows best (I'll leave it to your imagination as to what that last part means). No, SCSMS is an innocent anime (yes, one of those japanese cartoon thingys that neophytes will never understand) about a...erm..."special" boy (borderline retard) who aims to start a sexy-commando club in his school and the merry mayhem that ensues. The sexy commando technique itself is a fighting style that rivals even the Fist of the North Star (for those of you who have never read Tetsuo Hara's seminal work do yourself a favour and pick it up. Great story and art). Actually, the sexy commando technique is a stupid technique. Really stupid. Chuck Norris would be embarrassed just watching it performed. So would Bruce Lee. Other people would just laugh their asses off (myself included). Anyway, today's moral is this: for those of you that can get a hold of this anime gem, watch it now! This is not a suggestion. Go! Run as fast as your piggy legs can carry you. Spread the love!